Uninterested In Introductions

so, the way i figure it almost no one will read my first post, until months from now, and then it will be the people who are lurking and want to know what my "original intentions" were. or my faithful readers who will want to know what i said that first time i was witty (ha!). so i'm dispensing with the whole business. plus, i don't have that much time right now. i just want to see the sparkly design in action.