Ten (Tipsy) Confessions

1. I'm starting to think that living as a couple might be something I could do after all, after years of saying that community living was all I would ever want.
2. Oral sex, as a blogging topic, bores me - I haven't read the posts, I haven't read the posts in response to posts or the comments. (Sorry y'all).
   
3. I've found the *actual* oral sex in my life delicious, boring, hot, gross, and confusing in turns... fortunately, now we are on an upswing.
4. I hate it when TP talks on hir cellphone for long periods of time.
5. Who am I? I got tipsy after one beer (granted I hadn't had dinner yet).
   
6. I'm really looking forward to starting NewJob next week, I love vacation, but I get fiesty and stircrazy.
7. I drank a beer today while my two roommates went for a run -- this will catch up with me eventually.
8. I've been wearing shorts that are shorter than any I've worn since childhood, but it's fecking hot up here. In my defense, I think they are average femme-woman length, but they aren't my norm.
   
9. I'm painting new roommate's room and walked all over town covered in paint today, in the short-shorts; no one seemed to mind.
10. I'm so pathetic at thinking of interesting confessions that I've asked TP for help, ze is feeling equally unoriginal.